helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

(Source: awwww-cute)

289,546 notes

jakemalik:

ridge:

i want to ask why but im not

i’m so angry because if I show this to my friends who don’t have tumblr, guaranteed they’re not going to laugh at all, yet i’m here laughing like an idiot at this damn video

(Source: bestrooftalkever)

280,600 notes

kyleehenke:

so when you visit the cards against humanity booth you can print your own free custom card and

13,569 notes

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

86,972 notes

jinkies i lost my glasses!
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

(Source: jewishsanta)

349,810 notes

itscalledfashionlookitup:

when a former mutual asks why you don’t follow them anymore

10,940 notes

ifthisislovebabyiwantout:

Confused little baby

79,375 notes

tiredpunk:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

what a idiot

(Source: onlylolgifs)

394,904 notes

“Drogon,” she sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotten. “Dracarys.”
                 The black dragon spread his wings and roared.

(Source: gifsofgot)

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jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

(Source: tsuidark)

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aivs-lumyia:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER


BURN IT

aivs-lumyia:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

BURN IT

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls)

562,806 notes