metal-rider:

jennikeatts:

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies

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aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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b00nat:

beccadex:

fawken:

could u imagine

spending 200$+

opening box

then

image

i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green

yo how many eggs did it take you to hatch that shiny 3ds

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lyssafreyguy:

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ don’t

stop ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ me

cause iiii’m

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ havin a gooD TIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ HAVIN A GOOD TIIIIIIIME ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

image

how about now

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

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