awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

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kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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madamethursday:

[Image: A tweet from @TheGoodGodAbove that reads: “If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren’t, you’re going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.”]
herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

madamethursday:

[Image: A tweet from @TheGoodGodAbove that reads: “If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren’t, you’re going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.”]

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

(Source: treerings-sing)

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kingcheddarxvii:

My parents always warned me about sex and drugs and alcohol and creepy people but they never warned me about anime

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cooldude10000million:

"skyrim on PC is a completely different experience than consoles. the immsersive mods  will change skyrim from not just a game but to an incredible experience that everyone needs to see for themsel-"

image

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bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

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